This post is pointless, you shouldn’t read it.
I just realized I posted two in one day, I had intended to wait until midnight so that wouldn’t be the case, but my fingers do things I tell them not to sometimes.
Then I was one away from the net random goal wordpress invented for me, so I though what the hell!!
This song is playing on my spotify and it seems appropriate…
I could tell you stories of narcissistic ponies or fire-eating centipedes and do something useful with this post, but its been a long Monday and I’m sure any logical thoughts would disintegrate into gibberish at this point so I think I’ll spare you promise to make up for this travesty later.
And then I found five dollars.